that's about it ... for now
Oh... that's not what you were looking for? Oh... well... then... uhhh... I designed this site not to use Flash, so the sad trombone sound actually works on iPhones, iPads, Androids, and Windows Phones without a problem. Next time you want to share some of your agony with the world, send your friends a txt message that points them to https://SuperSadTrombone.com.
Here's a special treat since you've made it this far!
Special thanks and acknowledgements